These Phone Calls. . .

*Phone rings and I'm the only one at the nurse's station*

NurseHubba: Emergency Room, this is NurseHubba.

Ladies Man: Hi, I uh, well. . .

NurseHubba: Yes?

Ladies Man: Well, how do I, ummm, you know. . .

NurseHubba: Sir, how can I help you?

Ladies Man: How do I put on a condom?

NurseHubba: Say again?

Ladies Man: How do I use a condom?

*I'm definitely not going to explain this to a dude over the phone*

NurseHubba: I can't give advice over the phone, sir.  Google it.

Ladies Man: Oh, that's a good idea!  Thanks!

*Click*