*Guy walks in holding bloody wash cloth over left shoulder
NurseHubba: What happened to your shoulder?
Bloody Shoulder Dude (looking rather sheepish): I got stabbed. . .
NurseHubba: Okay, let me see.
*Dude's got four stab wounds in his shoulder, each about 1/2" long. Bleeding is controlled. Doesn't look too severe.
NurseHubba: So, what happened?Dude (still looking sheepish): My girlfriend stabbed me with a short little knife. . .
*NurseHubba asking more questions and getting more details about the knife, etc.
Dude (even more sheepish than before): Well, we like to have rough sex, and. . .
Knife wounds from rough sex?!?! WTF???
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