NurseHubba: Emergency room, this is NurseHubba.
Mothra (high-pitched wail): Aaaaaaaaaah, it went in! It went in!
NurseHubba: Ma'am, what is going on? What's wrong?
Mothra: It went in my ear! It's gonna eat my braaaaaaaain!
NurseHubba (sighing): What did, ma'am?
Mothra: The buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuug!
NurseHubba: . . . .
Mothra: Wait. I think it flew out. . . . Yeah, it's gone.
NurseHubba: Good. So, you're all set, then?
Mothra: Do I need to come to the ER?*I gave the whole speech about medical advice over the phone, etc while trying to dissuade her from coming.
Fifteen minutes later, I see on the tracker that, in the waiting room, there is a 30 year old female who might have a bug in her ear. . .