NurseHubba: So, what brings you in today?
Energizer Rabbit Of Complaints: My blood sugar's really high.
NurseHubba: Okay, what was your blo --
Energizer Rabbit: And my stomach hurts
. . . And I'm nauseous
. . . And I have a headache
. . . And I'm having chest pain
. . . And I'm short of breath
. . . And my shoulder hurts
. . . And I'm experiencing symptoms of appendicitis
. . . And I think I have a kidney stone
. . . And I think I have a urinary tract infection
. . . And a yeast infection
. . . And I'm having some rectal bleeding
. . . And my back hurts
. . . And I'm pretty sure I'm dehydratedSo, I guess the better question to ask her is, "what doesn't bring you in?"