Discharge Instruction Of The Day

Young lady came in today because she had a pretty violent seizure at the local grocery store.  

She has no history of seizures or any other medical problems, but she does like smoking pot.  

She bought some synthetic marijuana from "some guy," smoked it, went to the store, and had a seizure.

She was ok and was discharged with the had-written instructions from Dr. Discharge:

"Stop smoking synthetic marijuana."

That was a fun discharge to do. . .