NurseHubba: Ok, Ma'am. What brings you in tonight?
Not Sure What To Name Her: My legs! Look at them!
NurseHubba: Ma'am, I don't see anything with your legs. Did you fall? Hurt yourself in any way? What's going on?
Not Sure What To Name Her: MY. LEGS.
NurseHubba: You're going to have to tell me exactly what the problem is. I don't see anything wrong with your legs.*She sits up and points to three tiiiiiiiny, tiny, tiny little bumps. Two on one leg and one on the other.
Not Sure What To Name Her: Can't you see those?!?!
NurseHubba: Ma'am, those look like mosquito bites.
Not Sure What To Name Her: Well, they're not!
NurseHubba: Ok, tell me about them.
Not Sure What To Name Her: I was sitting outside on my porch since the weather's been getting nice. I was wearing these same shorts. Suddenly, I noticed that my legs were a little itchy. I went to scratch and found that there were these little bumps in the same spots my legs were itching!
NurseHubba: You know mosquito season is starting, right? Those really seem like mosquito bites to me.
Not Sure What To Name Her: Nothing bit me! I didn't feel anything bite me!
NurseHubba: Do you normally feel mosquitos bite you?
Not Sure What To Name Her: Of course not! Don't be ridiculous!
NurseHubba: Ok. The doctor will be in to see you shortly.
Not Sure What To Name Her: Oh, something else too! I felt like I might, possibly go into A.fib later.
NurseHubba: Do you have a history of A.fib?
Not Sure What To Name Her: No.*Facepalm!!!*